Typical dialogue with the client

Customer: Hello. I am here for you e-mail sent, with a list of sites which I like. Look.

Me: (I looked). Why do you sent me html? Why could not link?

Customer: What is the difference?

Me: There are. Okay. (Open html-file search for a direct link to the site. Open site)

Customer: I decided that I did not write it like that do not like. I better explain in words. So will be faster.

Me: Do you think that I remember it all?

Customer: Are you inscribe.

Me: 8-O (curtain)